Mai mai are in Congo. And
Maji maji (same thing) were in Tanzania.

The Mai mai go back a long way. They fought Tippu Tib,
and the Belgians. Water, or shea butter oil protect
them from bullets. And they have recently developed a
penchant for going naked. Usually a baseball cap, an
AK47 and absolutely nothing else.

Who was the French philosopher who said (early last
century) that if the young soldiers march the streets
of Paris with weapons of death we applaud. If they
walked displaying the instruments of life, they'd be
arrested?

Did you know that Life is a sexually transmitted
disease?